Jul

18

‘Ere, burglar, this is the place…

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Right now, there’s a burglar alarm sounding down my street. It was annoying me last night too. If any burglars are looking for somewhere to ply their trade, may I recommend you try this part of Preston? The owners are obviously on holiday and no-one’s paying any attention.
Just one thing, would you please disable the […]

Jul

14

Football cheat speaks out

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Juventus
In light of the sentence decreed by the Commissione d’Appello Federale, which has proposed the demotion of Juventus to Serie B with the deduction of 30 points, Chairman Giovanni Cobolli Gigli has made the following statement: \”It is unheard-of. We expected a balanced sentence from a court comprised of jurists of such esteem, both in […]