Jul
18
‘Ere, burglar, this is the place…
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Right now, there’s a burglar alarm sounding down my street. It was annoying me last night too. If any burglars are looking for somewhere to ply their trade, may I recommend you try this part of Preston? The owners are obviously on holiday and no-one’s paying any attention.
Just one thing, would you please disable the alarm on your way out?
Cheers.

