Corporate linguistic maulings

Pop on over to A List Apart: Articles: Attack of the Zombie Copy for an explanation of how:

Every executive knows that constantly delivering superior customer value is an imperative to veritably creating shareholder value.

ever came about and how you might wish to translate it to:

If you want to make lots of money, you have to please your customers more than the other guy does.

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